Lost Shoe: Kyle

Once upon a time, there was a young man named Kyle. Kyle was a 16 year old Juggalo. Kyle was also a drug addict. He had a pair of Air Jordan slippers that he loved to wear because they were very comfortable and easy to put on. One day, Kyle was jonsin’ for some Faygo. Since this was the case, Kyle scraped together $1.03 and started walking from his house to Family Dollar. Kyle was feeling lazy that day, so he decided to just slip on his slippers instead of wearing shoes.

         While Kyle was walking down the street he spotted a man smoking a cigarette. Kyle approached the man and asked him for one, and received one. Kyle decided to save it until after he had bought his Faygo. He made it to Family Dollar and bought himself a Rock and Rye. When Kyle was outside of the store and on his way back home, he decided it was a good time to smoke his cigarette. Too bad Kyle didn’t notice the police cruiser approaching from behind. Kyle did know it was there, however, after he heard the siren sound. Instinct kicked in and Kyle started as fast as he could towards the bushes. When he hopped the hidden fence to get away from the officer, Kyle’s slipper fell off. Now, Kyle knew that He risked getting caught too much to go back and get his slipper. So there it stayed .