Kaleo: Unwritten, Unofficial Rules for Referees

1-    Don’t argue with an NFL referee because they can throw you out the game and get 25k

2-    If you run into a ref on accident, he’ll accidently flag you later in the game and you accidently lose

3-    If you try to bribe a ref, they will tell the board and you’ll get suspended

4-    If you talk about a refs mom, that ref will tell your coach you’re taking steroids

5-    If you talk about how blind the ref is, he will only watch you the whole game

6-    If you tell the ref it’s a bad call and it’s the Super Bowl, he don’t give a damn and will throw it just to make the world that’s rooting for you, hate you

7-    If you spit on a ref, he’ll act like he’s yelling at you, but he’s actually spitting back

8-    If you try to rap battle against the ref, he’ll embarrass you and have you commit suicide

9-    If you shoot a ref in the leg, all his homies will jump you after

10- If you talk shit about zebras to a ref, he’ll secretly hate you and flag you every play